We’re not true friends until I’ve harassed you to watch a TV show I’m watching

95,447 notes



What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

127,031 notes

reblog this post with 352,723 notes
posted 3 days ago


If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

121,432 notes

not texting back is only okay when i do it

359,856 notes

reblog this post with 422,234 notes
posted 3 days ago
reblog this post with 165,743 notes
posted 3 days ago



don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck

430,384 notes


Step away from your $40 American apparel crop top..walk into a goodwill..boys’ toddlers section..find the smallest shirt there..a new tiny crop top for you..$1…

37,541 notes

  • First day of chem labs: uses gloves and goggles to measure distilled water
  • Last day of chem labs: spills silver nitrate all over hand and wipes it on pants
  • 75,945 notes